Horror Movies... (need i say more?)

Ahhhhh Horror movies. i feel like they are a slight guilty pleasure, as it is only in secret when i am covered in blankets with snacks all around me that i enjoy seeing a victim being brutally stabbed to death or being torn in half by a chainsaw. needless to say that even though horror movies are great, there are still some things that i need to address. Lets begin.

WHY IS IT IN EVERY HORROR FILM THERE IS A BLOND HEADED BIMBO WITH A BOY WHO SEEMS TO ALWAYS BE CALLED "BRAD"??? I'm being dead serious here. in ever film you hear, "Is that you brad?" "stop playing around brad." "It's not funny anymore brad." WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS BRAD???? Is he a warlock who appears and then magically goes back to the realm in which where he came from. Will we ever know?

Also, why does she think that if you just call the killers name they will respond??? in what world do you think they will respond? "oh yeah one sec I'm on the bog!" NO?!?!?

And why does the Black guy always die first??? There's this stereotype that the black guy always dies first, yet i have some friends that would last longer than all the white people combined. Hell, they might even kill the killer! There should be a film where the main character is a back guy who knows he's in a horror film and keeps thinking he will die first but ends up beating all the stereotypes and surviving the movie...

WAIT!! THAT'S A BLOODY GOOD IDEA! NO ONE CLAIM THAT I'M PUTTING COPYRIGHT ON THAT RIGHT NOW!!!

I should just stop being a blogger and become a play-wright... Get ready world, I'M WINNING THAT OSCAR!!!!