The very un-medical room

So you've bumped your head at school. the teacher looks at you and in her eyes you can see that she doesn't want a clumsy child holding up their lesson. so she gives you a note and sends you off to the medical room. oh dear god.

The medical room in any school is just horrible. you walk in and the smell of antiseptic mixed with sick is so strong it makes your eyes water. you could sit in there for what seems like an eternity before some person with no medical knowledge whatsoever decides to show you some "medical" attention. honestly, there's no point in wasting precious school funding just to slap an ice-pack on someones head. in my school there's a waiting room right outside the sick bay so kids sort of line up to get sat in a room for an hour. Here's a good story! one day there was this really important person coming to our school ( god knows who they were, seemed like posh snobs to me), and i was going to line up in the waiting room which also happens to be our reception. i'm sitting there for about twenty minutes when a car pulls up to the gate and the receptionist is rushing around to make everything look pretty. now, let me just say that our medical room is quite small. SO WHEN THIS WOMAN PUSHES ME INTO A ROOM WITH TWENTY DISEASED INFANT YEAR SEVENS WITH NOTHING BUT A MOOD LIGHT TO CALM OUR NERVES, LETS JUST SAY I WASN'T TO PLEASED! year sevens are different than normal students though. for some reason they feel the need to run everywhere. YOUR LITTLE LEGS MEAN THAT BY THE TIME YOU RUN TO YOUR CLASSROOM I AM ALREADY THERE AS MY LEGS ARE LONGER THAN YOURS. God above please give me o

ne solid reason why they form a little clump in the middle of the corridors. they are like little blood clots that form across the school and EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BLOOD CLOTS CAN KILL YOU, so now we know that it is now proof that year sevens kill people. I feel like that should be on the X-Files...

Some people just pretend they have stomach pains just to ditch class but all i can think is... WHY??? Class is dull don't get me wrong but i would rather be suffering in maths than sitting alone in a place that smells like sick and children farts! (reminds me of play school). So heed my warning my mutants, just... don't be sick... It's... It's really not worth it...